The following is an excerpt from A Drinking Man’s Guide to Marriage by Stephen Mills. Enjoy.
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?”
“Sixteen!” the boy responded.
His cousin was amazed that he knew the answer so quickly. “How do you know that?” He enquired.
“Easy,” replied the boy, “All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: four better, four worse, four richer, four poorer.”
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